No, It really is over...

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Well just when you think things are going well fate and human stupidity kick you in the spuds.

Having applied for the "Italian Job" as a snowboard instructor and being told that I had the job if I passed my BASI a small flaw in the plan has emerged.

Despite them being told that I was a snowboarder, the job that was mine if I passed was as a ski instructor. Can anyone see whats wrong with this picture?

Apparently they couldn't until I checked up with them yesterday.

So with no job and nowhere to live I am heading back home on Sat. Still the snow is disappearing fast over here, It was 17C in the village yesterday.

And just to cap everything off, I went to my board locker this morning to pick up my old board etc so I could pack it for my trip. At some time in the last month some pikey mo'fo' has broken into my locker and nicked it!

BASTARDS! I know it wasn't the greatest board but it was good for powder. I was trying to build up a stock of boards so I could match the board to the conditions. Now I'm left with my Squad which is a great board but at 159cm long it's not grreat in powder or slush for that matter.

I hope the fockers bust themselves up real good on MY board. Something requiring uninsured long term medical tratment would be good.

Anyway i'm off to get my passport so I can report the theft to the Police (who despite working in a resort with a large UK presence don't appear to have anyone who can speak english)

See you all soon...